Poems By Someone Long In The Tooth Use-by Date They were very rude to me todaySaid I’d passed my use-by dateHow dare they!What do they think I am?A jar of Vegemite?What a bunch of ill-informed Noddies!I’m only ninetyBubbling over with wisdom and energyUnknown to immature peopleTake politics for instanceNow ordinary mortalsThose without my gift ofContinue reading “Elderly Melodies”