Hail Caesar Tin-pot Leader
Now Tin-pot Caesar
Was a smart geyser
Destined to rule the land
His methods were naughty
While he was so haughty
And decidedly underhand
One of his tools
Was the Roman schools
Where teachers taught loyalty to him
If they didn’t follow
What told to swallow
Their prospects would be simply dim
Another misdeed
All linked to his greed
Was to make the country great
But his lies hit the roof
He was so aloof
That the land met a far worse fate
For the people starved
Their income halved
And many were horribly sick
Then the climate turned worse
It became a vile curse
So Tin-pot tried a new trick
It had nothing to do with the weather
This will knock you down with a feather
The mighty boss said we’ll be right by the fall
Then to cure all the sadness
In a blind fit of madness
The fool built a useless wall
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Flawed Affection
Look at you
In your position of power
Over the fate of others
Part of university life
Absolute mastery
Exploiting completely
Me
A vulnerable young woman
Wrapped in your program of study
How witty you are
You with your knowledge
First base to me
A stepping stone to a social contract
With me
One thing leads to another
A different allegiance
How lucky I am
To be so close to you
You and I are we
For all the world to see
You with me
That is a way of putting it
A periphrastic study
Of reality
See how you organise me
Control is a role
I cannot deny
You with me are one
Time clarifies things
Influence mastery domination
A way to my salvation
Not so
The truth is pain
Again and again and again
Annulment: without hesitation
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Alibi
Jeremiah Jones was a principal
Head of a famous old school
He strove to be close to invincible
Obedience was his rule
Every prefect
Was alert for a defect
That damaged the school’s reputation
And each teacher
Was an orderly creature
Moral by imputation
Now life is strange
It can rearrange
And get up to tricks unexpected
So it came to pass
In a lower class
That a felony was detected
This event was a reason for change
In the way the school was run
Giving learning a more valid range
As a new era was begun
It was Teddy Tomkins of the junior school
Son of a chemist with status
Teddy did a deed that broke every rule
And caused a significant hiatus
The story ran thus with a great deal of fuss
Concerning the boy’s lawless tactics
He was doing deals with his classmates thus
Selling them prophylactics
When the word got around
That business was sound
It threw the staff into a panic
That ship they sailed had indeed run aground
It may well have been the Titanic
Now the boy was drawn from out of the ranks
In a way that couldn’t be faster
The words that were used were censored blanks
From the highly irate headmaster
Now Tomkins was au fait with the world
And coped well with the abuse
He stood quite tall when the slander was hurled
And dreamed up a clever excuse
Balloons he claimed was all they were
Balloons to check the weather
I’m doing research on the climate Sir
Science teachers and me together
Now Jones as the boss was not at a loss
Despite the convolution
That thought from the boy was coming across
As a highly useful solution
Good idea he said go into the lab
And fill them all up with helium
This will solve with a single grab
The present distasteful tedium
So the deed was done and measurements begun
To check the current weather
The condoms were filled up one by one
Until they were light as a feather
Then out through the window they were cast away
As a plan to protect the school’s name
It still has a very fine standing today
While Teddy’s in their Hall of Fame
Sex education is now programmed
With seminars every week
The boys have peace where once they were damned
What more could they seek?
But up in the sky when the sun is high
You might gain a new perspective
You may see an eagle daring to fly
Outdone by a contraceptive
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Counterfeit Freedom
Give me liberty or give me death
I’ll defy lockdowns with my very last breath
I know my rights if you take me to task
I’ll fight for impunity without a mask
How dare you put a fine on me for meeting with my friends
You’ll get from me resistance from now that never ends
To hell with all your orders demanding a safe distance
My will power is quite strong enough to counter your insistence
Freedom is a church that needs a towering steeple
You should know it’s a human excuse to infect other people
I’ve spent so many days creating self rule
If you rob me of it you are but a fool
My vital cause is noble so keep your police away
If they should lay their hands on me it is you who’ll pay
And there’s another evil that is your ghastly quirk
You have pulled the levers to take away my work
You have ruined my sport
As a last resort and done away with the crowd
You’d dig up all the cricket pitches if that were allowed
So there you have it described at last my true picture
Of the ways you bind me up in your deadly stricture
I bid you now stay ready for more words that will inspire us
I’ll be back to say them as soon as they’ve cured my virus
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The Doings Of Nicely Nicely
Nicely Nicely is an entrepreneur
Intent on making a bundle
He forces his clients with a grin to concur
Reducing life’s progress to a trundle
Slowly he preaches and then overreaches
Promising the world if you buy
He would if he could sell our harbours and beaches
Wrapped up as pie in the sky
Every day come hail or shine we are incited to pay
Extremely extravagant prices
He brings his lies right into play
While we’re left to our own devices
Now Nicely Nicely has made his pile
By applying his skills quite cunningly
He makes his approach with a glamorous smile
As he reaps the profit stunningly
But there is a secret people should know
In a case decidedly sinister
This tyro with a biro always on the go
Is the soul mate of the prime minister
Who passes laws that fill Nicely’s drawers
To match how the businessman lobbies
And so it goes with so many encores
You might see them as lucrative hobbies
If you read the press you would never guess
This is such a cause of privation
All leadership speeches state with finesse
It’s all for the good of the nation
So there we have it a profiteer’s dreams
That hat fits as Nicely’s best size
He wins with all his devious schemes
In the name of free enterprise
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